NFL player quits team after geting caught giving himself some “love”


I’d imagine that it would probably be pretty embarrassing to get caught “giving yourself personal stimulation at work.” Apparently one NFL player was discovered engaging in “self love” and took drastic measures so he wouldn’t have to face up to his teammates.

In an interview with GQ, NFL reporter Jay Glazer shared the story.

“They have, like, a computer room where the guys can go study film. And somebody caught him. Pants right down, going to town. And I guess he caught wind that they were gonna make fun of him, and [snaps his fingers] gone. He quit football. Never went back. Man up, man! It’s not like nobody else does it!”

What’s wrong with getting off at home? A hotel?