Dennis Rodman is broke and sick can barely pay living expenses

Dennis Rodman is BROKE and ill. Rodman was in court Tuesday morning because he’s behind on child support and alimony payments. His Attorney, Linnea Willis, stated in court documents that the former Laker/Bull/Piston/Spur can barely keep up with his living expenses, let alone the $5,000 he has for one child from another relationship, and the $4,500 monthly payment for spousal and child support to Michelle Rodman.

As of March 1, Rodman, 51, owed $808,935 in back child support for the 9- and 10-year-old children that he had with his third wife, Michelle Rodman, said her attorney, Jack Kayajanian, in court documents.

Rodman also owed $51,441 through March 1 in back spousal support, Kayajanian alleged in court documents.

Rodman’s attorney also states that illness and a decline in marketability is preventing Rodman from paying up.

This shouldn’t come as a shocker but it can serve as yet another reminder to the current crop of jocks. Be smart with your money and sperm ::gasp::

Ladies, if you’re on the last end of the Jock gravy train, figure out a way for your money to make money for you! Or get a real job… your choice.