Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana outside a Target last November, but details from the initial police report are still emerging. One fact that was redacted from the report was the initial reason officers were called to the scene. According to the court documents, a woman believed she saw him getting himself off in his car in the parking lot.
When the cops arrived, they didn’t see his pants down But, the officer noted that there were “two open containers of Vaseline on his center console” and plastic bags marked “Mr. Happy” and empty plastic containers of “Funky Monkey” scattered throughout the vehicle.
Winslow Jr. wasn’t charged with lewd behavior. Maybe the synthetic weed has some additional side effects. By the way, Kellen is married with two children.