Groupies Against The Lockout [Video]

The plight of the NBA groupie has often been referenced in the NBA lockout. Dime has managed to find a spoof that interviews the representative of the “Groupie Nation”

There is NSFW language included in this.

Highlights include:

  • Goals for All-Star weekend, Purse, shoes and pregnancy… I guess..
  • The groupie self-survival plan that includes 27 d**k pics ready to go to MediaTakeOut
  • Using retired players and their pensions as a plan B


Tell me something, hasn’t the “groupie plan” evolved though? Aren’t reality shows and club appearances part of that kit too?


Curtsy to DIME for the video