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Groupies Against The Lockout [Video]

The plight of the NBA groupie has often been referenced in the NBA lockout. Dime has managed to find a spoof that interviews the representative of the “Groupie Nation”

There is NSFW language included in this.

Highlights include:
  • Goals for All-Star weekend, Purse, shoes and pregnancy… I guess..
  • The groupie self-survival plan that includes 27 d**k pics ready to go to MediaTakeOut
  • Using retired players and their pensions as a plan B

 

Tell me something, hasn’t the “groupie plan” evolved though? Aren’t reality shows and club appearances part of that kit too?

 

Curtsy to DIME for the video
Jill Munroe

Jill Munroe is a Los Angeles-based host, producer, and writer. You can find her work on sites such as FoxSports.com, EURweb.com, and MSN.com. Munroe is a current member of the African-American Film Critics Association and the National Association of Black Journalists. Munroe has also been a frequent guest on ESPN radio and Yahoo Sports. In 2015, Munroe released her first book, "PostGame Pass: access into "the life" JillMunroe.com

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