Read some of the complaints the FCC received about Beyonce’s Super Bowl halftime show

People were MAD about Beyonce’s halftime show at this year’s Super Bowl. So mad in fact that they complained to the FCC. They felt King B “performing in leather,” “gyrating like a stripper” and showing her “vagina area” were corrupting their families and sending their good Christian morals to parts unknown… I guess they’re longing for the good old days when “Up with People” was the halftime entertainment or we had a fake Indiana Jones searching the stadium.

Meanwhile this is halftime of a sport where men hurl their sometimes 300 plus pound bodies at each other… Nope, nothing crude abut that concept, right? Priorities. Check out the complaints, a few are actually giggle worthy.

Deadspin gathered all the goodies:

Did they miss the part when she said “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly?”