Mike Tyson Thinks Sarah Palin Should’ve Hooked Up With Another NBA Player [Audio]

The story of Glen Rich and Sarah Palin’s hook up back in 1987 is exciting news for a lot of people. Boxing legend, Mike Tyson included. He recently appeared on Gridlock, an ESPN Radio show in Las Vegas and gave his opinion of not only the hook up, but what NBA player would’ve been a better hook up for Palin and how the ummmm…. ACTUAL hook up should’ve went down.

Listen, I’m just going to say you should read a few outtakes and listen to the interview to get a complete understanding of what I mean. This is NSFW or tender ears.

“Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He’s a wonderful guy,” Tyson said, “But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

“Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!”

Tyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.

“In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you’re a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love.”

Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out “Isn’t that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?”

Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn’t sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.

“She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do … she’s not a bad person because she likes black people … at least in her.”

“When you think of Glen Rice, you don’t think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming … you don’t think of that stuff!”

“Sarah Palin … she met the wombshifter.”

audio and transcript via Larry Brown Sports