Jets Kellen Winslow jr. accused of getting himself off in a Target parking lot

Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana outside a Target last November, but details from the initial police report are still emerging. One fact that was redacted from the report was the initial reason officers were called to the scene. According to the court documents, a woman believed she saw him getting himself off in his car  in the parking lot.

As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.

By the time police arrived, an officer found Winslow allegedly “slouched in his seat and moving around.” Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived. When the cop asked Winslow what he was doing, Winslow allegedly said he was looking for Boston Market but was lost.

When the cops arrived, they didn’t see his pants down But, the officer noted that there were “two open containers of Vaseline on his center console” and plastic bags marked “Mr. Happy” and empty plastic containers of “Funky Monkey” scattered throughout the vehicle.

Winslow Jr. wasn’t charged with lewd behavior. Maybe the synthetic weed has some additional side effects. By the way, Kellen is married with two children.