Fugitive ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner mentions Tim Tebow, Rex Ryan, Serena Williams & others in manifesto

If you’ve been paying attention to the news the past few days, you know that there is a manhunt going on in LA for a former LAPD officer and Naval reservist, Christopher Dorner. Dorner is accused of killing a couple on Super Bowl Sunday with revenge as the motive for what he deems as unfair actions brought upon him by the LAPD. He’s also been linked to the ambush of three officers which resulted in the death of one.

He posted a detailed manifesto on Facebook that reads like a script from a Hollywood action flick. In it, Dorden not only listed out the motives for his rampage, he also included praise for various celebrities including a few athletes like Tim Tebow, Serena Williams, Dwyane Wade’s girlfriend, Gabrielle Union and rapper/Nets owner Jay Z. Check out a few excerpts:

Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.

Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally.

Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.

If you are interested, please take the time to read the entire manifesto. Interesting stuff there. Dorden is currently still at large.