Rapper Slim Thug recruits Dwight Howard to the Houston Rockets highlighting Women, bottle service & strippers

NBA Free Agency has kicked off. In the past we’ve heard tales of celebs from various cities helping to pitch players on joining their hometown franchises, but rapper Slim Thug has a uniquely tailored pitch for Dwight Howard to come to Houston which includes the lower child support in Houston, cheaper bottle service and a referral to the cities local talent.

Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season

— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on hoes make your next move your best move G @DwightHoward — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

Have u ever been to @dreamshouston or V-Live @DwightHoward ??? LA ain’t got strippers like we do — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it’s wayyyy worst in LA

— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

A bottle of rosé in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity @DwightHoward

— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

The galleria mall is a fool kid every store in one spot stay crawling with Bad bitches @DwightHoward — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

Yo @DwightHoward meet @IAmMaliahMichel @MercedesMorr @miraclewatts00 @Lira_Galore @IAmTresureP @MisMODELKIKI @victoriarrrose @MAC_BXTCH — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

A @DwightHoward dat boy @JHarden13 out here living like a king

— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

And @DwightHoward we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho

— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

And u can talk on the phone and text while u drive down here @DwightHoward

— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

I think he hit all the valid points for today’s athlete. He even tossed a shout out to the Texans in there too.