Archive for the ‘In the Bleachers’ Category

Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade & Mark Cuban Are Being Sued

We live in a litigious society. People will attempt to sue for ANYTHING. Even delusional prisoners with too much access to the internet. Case in point, Jonathon Lee Riches, incarcerated for wire fraud has picked up a fun little habit. He sues public figures. Oh but wait until you read what he’s accusing them of. A few outtakes:

“Carmelo Anthony told me he is going to kill me…I was his former boyfriend and we were in a sexual relationship in 2000…I used stolen credit cards to get him GNC vitamins and enemas to flush out his toxins.”

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A Children’s Story 2010 By Heat Rookie Da’Sean Butler

That photo is the only prior knowledge I had of Heat rookie Da’Sean Butler. I remember during the final 4 him tearing his ACL and his coach holding him. I thought it was an incredible display of the deep bond this coach must have with his players.

And even today when I read about the strange twitter fairy tale he tweeted, I still had no clue who he was. After reading his Tweet Tale, I have to wonder, did he hit his head on the fall?? Lingering affects?? Something’s “interesting”. You tell me: (more…)

Patriots Rookie Sextape

Patriots Rookie Brandon Spikes

OMG Whyyyyyyyy Just Whyyyyyyyyyy. I try extremely hard not to be to judgemental, everybody makes mistakes. Thinks that they won’t be the one to get caught up HOWEVER. When will you Horny little monsters learn to stop recording the evidence of your debauchery?!?!

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Kobe Bryant Interview With DFish

In case you missed Derek Fisher sitting in for Jim Rome while he was on vacation last week. Fish interviewed Brandon Jennings, Marcellus Wiley and his teammate, Kobe Bryant. This was the interview where Kobe referred to the Super friends of the Miami Heat as Voltron (by far the best nickname yet for the team)

Derek Fisher Holds The Key

The New Orleans Saints feel they have found the key to back to back winning seasons… The words of Lakers Point Guard, Derek Fisher. (more…)

How Did Your Favorite Athlete Spend The Weekend??

This weekend seemed to be particularly active for a few of your Favorite Sports Stars

(well maybe MY but I’m sure you like 1 or 2 of them)

Thanks to WSHH for the screenshot

  • Apparently Carmelo Anthony spent a portion of his weekend trying to figure out how (and more importantly WHY) someone hacked into his twitter page to offer $5,000 to (more…)

MJ vs. MJ The Greatest!

In honor of Michael Jackson’s Birthday a look back at Michael Jordan featured in Michael Jackson’s Jam from 1992.
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OchoCinco’s Cereal Debut and New Love Interest

Number 85 is BUSY!! Obviously that whole professional football player thing takes up a lot of time but now there’s even MORE on OchoCinco’s plate or maybe bowl is a better description.  Ochocincos are headed your way. A honey nut toasted oat cereal that’s sure to bring out the Bengal in you! (get it? a benegal is a tiger and that was like THEE perfect cheesy morning cereal tag line… FINE, I thought it was funny)
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The NFL’s Batman & Robin; Terrell Owens & Chad OchoCinco

Batman & Robin... I guess

The NFL season hasn’t even gotten underway and it’s already apparent the chocolate Boy wonders are going to be featured everywhere. (more…)

Shannon Brown Makes Statement Defending Girlfriend Monica

The Laker’s Shannon Brown decided the best way to combat internet blog falsehoods regarding his relationship with Singer Monica as to respond (more…)