Cristiano Ronaldo: You ARE the father

In Athlete “Baby Daddy” news, Real Madrid and Portugal footballer Cristiano Ronaldo announced via Facebook & Twitter that he has recently become a father to a bouncing baby boy.

While the news of an athlete becoming a father isn’t rare, announcing it via social networks and including this little charming tidbit:

“As agreed with the baby’s mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship.

“No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are.”

Hmmmmmmmm so not only is the mother’s identity a ‘secret” but he’s going to raise the child himself! Oh the mother is American by the way. I’m sure all the naughty little details will reveal themselves in due time but I have at least one question for now, are condoms illegal??